Saturday, July 17, 2010

Negotiation skills !! Funny Management Lesson

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As we know, Raavan was killed in the battle with Rama. Anyone getting killed on a battlefield is entitled to go to heaven so Raavan also went there.

Due to his connections (he is the brother of Kuber), he soon got lots of powers and people started worshiping him.

Once Pappu started praying to Raavan and 1 year later Ravan was very happy after seeing Pappu's bhakti. Then Raavan decides to give 3 vardans (wishes) to Pappu.

Ravan: "say vatsa what u want"
Pappu: "I want 100 vardans "

Ravan: "but I can give u only 3 vardans"
Pappu: "but I want 100 vardans"

Ravan: "no child that's not possible "
Pappu: "no, I want 100 means 100"

Ravan: "no, I can give u only 3. take them or else I m going."
Pappu: "OK but whatever I will ask, u will give me definitely?"

Ravan: "sure its a promise from rakshas raj Ravan"
Pappu: "1st vardan, convert Ur GADA to a wooden bamboo stick"

Ravan: "tathastu" and his gada turned into a stick.
Pappu: "second vardan, put that stick in ur as*hole..deep inside..!!

Ravan: (confused but........)"Tathastu" and in great pain he asks Pappu for the third vardan...
Pappu: "now are you giving me the rest 97 vardans or should I convert that stick again to GADA?



The Moral of the Story: - Management will not yield to your simple request until you give them a pain in their Ass. :))
 


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Thursday, July 8, 2010

Princess Juliana International Airport in Saint Martin Island

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Princess Juliana International Airport is the international airport of the Saint Martin which is located in Dutch Side. This Airport is famous for its short landing runway that causes the people an amazing experience. To know about this airport we must know about the Saint Martin island.

Saint Martin Island
Saint Martin is a beautiful island which is located in the norhteast caribbean, approximately 300 km (186 miles) east of Puerto Rico. The total area of the island is 87KM2 and it is divided and shared in the ratio of 60/40 between France and Netherlands. France took 53km2 which is in north side and Netherlands Antilles took 34KM2 which is in south side.

In 1493, Christopher Columbus embarked on his second voyage to the New World. According to legend, Columbus sighted and perhaps anchored at the island of Saint Martin on November 11, 1493, the feast day of Saint Martin of Tours. In his honor, Columbus named the island San Martin. This name was translated to Sint Maarten (Dutch), Saint-Martin (French) and "Saint Martin" in English.


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Tuesday, July 6, 2010

FIFA 2010 Commercials (Pics & Videos)

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Dutch Football Federation T-Shirt

FIFA 2010 Commercials

EA Sports - Make the World Wear your Colors
FIFA 2010 Commercials


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