Money Origami

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When the cashier has nothing to do...

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World's biggest ground hole

The world's biggest hole is located in Russia.

The giant hole is actually a diamond mine in Eastern Siberia near the town Mirna. It is 525 meters deep and 1.25 km in the diameter.

The following truck loader is one of the biggest in the world - length 13.36 meters, width 7.78 meters and height 6.65 meters.

This giant machine appears just a small point in the next image…

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The suction above the hole resulted in several helicopter crashes, so all flight above the hole is prohibited now.

A view from a satellite…

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BREATHLESSNESS : THE MAIN CAUSE

LET'S GIVE THEM A STANDING OVATION !!!

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[Humor] Killing English

Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? "

Class teacher once said : " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

once Hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to America.."

"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

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Dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....

it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

teacher in a furious mood... write down ur name and father of ur name!!

"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"

My manager started like this "Hi, I am Pinky, Married with two kids"

"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board

"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"

LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

Chemistry HOD comes and tells us.... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"

Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

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Girls profiles taken from shaadi.com

These are Girls profiles taken from shaadi . com These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and
spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!

Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail...

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- Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my
home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...
when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or
send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Wut Homework?)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a
first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i.
Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
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i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my lucknow i am looking one boy he care me
and love me lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
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1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY
TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})
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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)
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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate
ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")
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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & mother sister completely married
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely' ?)
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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )
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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily. i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'.
i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)
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Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.
(Zebra..???)
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20 Rules in any office

20 Rules in any office

1. Rule 1. - The Boss is always right.

2. Rule 2. - If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.

3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.

4. Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down". The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.

5. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

6.. When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.

7. It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you are going to do.

8. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

9. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

10. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

11. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it...

12. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

13.. Following the rules will not get the job done.

14. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

15. Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous" .

16. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.

17. You can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work you are supposed to be doing.

18. In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily know your job.

19. In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend that you know your job.

20. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

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European Truck Art

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Asian Barcodes

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IE + Google = Chrome

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Bra Sizes

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
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{A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there....

{C} Can't Complain!..

{D} Dang!...

{DD} Double dang!...

{E} Enormous!...

{F} Fake...

{G} Get a Reduction...

{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

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Funny quotes

• If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,

if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

• I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

• Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect.......
so why practice?
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• If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?


• Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

• How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

• Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

• One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

• Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.

• Love the neighbor.
But don't get caught.

• Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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FriendShip SMS - 5

Friendship requires little effort..

Even when friends are busy with their lives, a SIMPLE SMS reminds each other that you are not forgotten

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Men & Women: Various Combinations Explained

Men & Women
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime



A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

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SMS Collection

Hi, subscribe here and submit your different kinds SMS collection

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Lovers SMS collection

Understand how beautifully GOD keeps adding one more day at a time in your life. 

Not because you need it, but because some one else needs you every day.

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friendship sms collection

Some one asked me fort how long will you both be friends?

I remained silent because i didn't know which is longer... ALWAYS or FOREVER.

GOOD Morning

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Good Night SMS Collection - 3

In this Cool Cool night,

in your Cute Cute room,

From your Small Small window,

Look at the Bright Bright Moon wishing you.. Sweet Sweet DREAMS...

Good night

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Funny SMS

Heart Receive LOVE

Mind Receive WISDOM

Hands Receive GIFTS

and only Special Person Receive my SMS

Good night..

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inspirational quotes (SMS Collection)

A seed while growing makes no sound, a tree while falling makes huge Noise.

Destruction is Noise, Creation is always Quiet. Always be a Creator..

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friendship sms collection - 2

A friend gives "SUPPORT",

A Good Friend gives "PROTECTION",

A BEST Friend gives "LIFE"

But A real friend gives "HEART FULL OF *LOVE* "

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good night sms collection

LIFE never turns the way we want!

But, we live it the best way we can! There's no perfect life! but, we can fill it with perfect moments.

Good Night..

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Top 10 Bollywood

The Top 10 Worst Hindi Movies of 2008

10. Bombay To Bangkok
9. Mission Istaanbull
8. Shaurya
7. Race
6. Hello
5. Thoda Pyar Thoda Magic
4. Drona
3. Fashion
2. Kidnap
1. Love Story 2050.

The Top 10 Best Hindi Movies of 2008

10. A Wednesday
9. Rock On
8. Jannat
7. Jaane tu Jaane Naa
6. Jodha Akbar
5. Rab Ne Banadi Jodi
4. Golmaal returns
3. Dostana
2. singh is king
1. ghajini

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Men are like...

1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.

2 Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are..

3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders. You need One, but you're not quite sure why

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Calender for September 1752

I was shocked looking at this. Are'nt u?





Have u ever seen the calendar for September 1752???


If you are working in Unix, try this out.
At $ prompt, type: cal 9 1752

Surprised??? ?

not only in unix, u can also search it in google

See the explanation for what you see.
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Isn't the output queer? A month with whole of eleven days missing. This was the time England shifted from Roman Julian Calendar to the Gregorian Calendar, and the king of England ordered those 11 days to be wiped off the face of the month of September of 1752. (What couldn't a King do in those days?!) And yes, the workers worked for 11 days less, but got paid for the entire 30 days. And that's how "Paid Leave" was born.Hail the King!!!

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When Children fears...Funny Santa.....

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Where Money means Paper !!

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