Saturday, January 31, 2009

Money Origami


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When the cashier has nothing to do...


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World's biggest ground hole


The world's biggest hole is located in Russia.

The giant hole is actually a diamond mine in Eastern Siberia near the town Mirna. It is 525 meters deep and 1.25 km in the diameter.

The following truck loader is one of the biggest in the world - length 13.36 meters, width 7.78 meters and height 6.65 meters.



This giant machine appears just a small point in the next image…


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The suction above the hole resulted in several helicopter crashes, so all flight above the hole is prohibited now.






A view from a satellite…





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Thursday, January 22, 2009

FriendShip SMS - 5

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Friendship requires little effort..
Even when friends are busy with their lives, a SIMPLE SMS reminds each other that you are not forgotten


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Saturday, January 17, 2009

SMS Collection

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Hi, subscribe here and submit your different kinds SMS collection


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Thursday, January 15, 2009

Lovers SMS collection

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Understand how beautifully GOD keeps adding one more day at a time in your life. 
Not because you need it, but because some one else needs you every day.


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friendship sms collection

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Some one asked me fort how long will you both be friends?


I remained silent because i didn't know which is longer... ALWAYS or FOREVER.


GOOD Morning


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Good Night SMS Collection - 3

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In this Cool Cool night,


in your Cute Cute room,


From your Small Small window,


Look at the Bright Bright Moon wishing you.. Sweet Sweet DREAMS...




Good night


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Funny SMS

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Heart Receive LOVE


Mind Receive WISDOM


Hands Receive GIFTS


and only Special Person Receive my SMS




Good night..


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inspirational quotes (SMS Collection)

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A seed while growing makes no sound, a tree while falling makes huge Noise.
Destruction is Noise, Creation is always Quiet. Always be a Creator..


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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

friendship sms collection - 2

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A friend gives "SUPPORT",


A Good Friend gives "PROTECTION",


A BEST Friend gives "LIFE"


But A real friend gives "HEART FULL OF *LOVE* "


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good night sms collection

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LIFE never turns the way we want!
But, we live it the best way we can! There's no perfect life! but, we can fill it with perfect moments.




Good Night..


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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

When Children fears...Funny Santa.....


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Thursday, January 1, 2009

Funny Jokes


A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.
"I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novocain because I'm in a big
hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible,
and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You're
certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman
turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."

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An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the
question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No." The next
question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the
last one, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."

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A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a
priest.The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red
lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat
pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the
disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes
arthritis?" "Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked
women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man." "Well, I'll
be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper. The priest,
thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very
sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had
arthritis?" "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the
Pope does."

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On Clinton's last trip to Hawaii, he went swimming at Waikiki Beach. He
got caught in a riptide and was been pulled out to sea. Three young
surfers swam out to him and brought him to shore. He wanted to reward
them, and asked what they would like. The first said he wanted to be a
fighter pilot, and Clinton said he would get him an appointment to the
A.F. Academy. The second one said he wanted to command a submarine. "Fine,
I'll get you into the Naval Academy." The third said he wanted to be
buried at Arlington. Clinton looked puzzled and asked why such a young
person was concerned about where he would be buried. "Because", said the
surfer, "my father is a Vietnam Veteran, and when I go home and tell him I
saved your life, he's going to kill me."

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A well dressed lawyer went into a bar for a martini and found himself
beside a scrungy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in
his hand. The attorney leaned closer while the drunk held the tiny object
up to the light, slurring "Well, it looks like plastic." Then he rolled it
between his fingers,adding,"But it feels like rubber." Curious, the lawyer
asked, "What do you have there mister?" The drunk stammered,"Damn if I
know, but it looks like plastic and feels like rubber." The lawyer
said,"Let me take a look." And the drunk handed it over. The attorney
rolled it between his thumb and fingers, then examined it closely. "Yeah,
it does look like plastic and feel like rubber, but I don't know what it
is. Where did you get it anyway?" The drunk replied, "Outa my nose."

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